I've uncovered the real story behind JK Rowling's seventh book in which all has
been revealed. The copy that has sold untold millions is actually a fake. Rowling
wrote another version first, but her publishers demanded she change and since she
knew she was going to be a royalty billionairess, she obliged. Through my contacts
with London's prestigeous and always truthful Daily Mirror, these are the fact that
she threw out of the book:
1) In the first chapter, Harry and Voldemort meet in a horrible wizard's duel.
Nearly broken, Harry is distraught when Voldemort stops hurling spells and, in a
very serious tone, says, "Harry, Dumbledore lied to you all these years . . . I
never murdered your father . . . Harry, I am your father!!!" Overcome by this
pronouncement, Harry hurls himself off the cliff on which they had been fighting,
but Ron and Heirmone arrive via magic car just in time to catch his falling form.
2) While convalescing, Harry has a visit from an incorporeal Dumbledore and
proceeds to scream obscenities at his former mentor's glowing form. Dumbledore,
calm as always, explains that, from a certain point of view, he's told Harry the
truth all along, that when James Potter embraced the Dark Arts, the good man that
he was died and left only the evil Voldemort in his place.
3) Dumbledore also reveals to Harry that the wand Harry carries (oops, Cubs fan)
was actually James / Voldemort's wand and Dumbledore had given it to Olivander with
the express intructions that Harry was to have it.
4) Later on in the book, Lucius kidnaps Ron after Snape betrays him, Malfoy then
curses Ron with the Imobilious curse and hangs him on the wall. When Hagrid and
Herimone go to rescue Ron at Malfoy Mansion (which is actually in a region of the
Sahara) and uses the Imperious curse to force her to be his dancing slave girl.
Harry arrives to save his friends but is trapped and he, the newly freed Ron,
Hagrid, and Snape are taken out into the desert to be fed to a hungry dragon.
5) At the last minute, faithful Doby, who has been serving drinks on Malfoy's
pleasure barge snatches Harry's wand and teleports it to Harry's waiting hand.
While Harry proceeds to blast everyone in sight, Herimone overcomes the Imperious
curse and strangles Lucius with a handy sprig of devil's snare that, convieniently,
is near to hand.
6) Snape gets the entire crew away from the scene and they all feel much safer when
Snape suddenly immobilizes the whole lot of them and takes them straight to
Voldemort who intends to sacrifice Ron and Herimone to the Dark Power and force
Harry to join him in his quest to supplant the Dark Power by turning Harry to the
Dark Arts. Harry turns out to be stronger than the Dark Power thought; however, and
so the Power gives up and starts wracking Harry's body with the Cruciatus curse.
Seeing his son in such agony touches the last spark of humanity in Voldemort;
however, and he smashes the Deathly Hallows which were the portals that allowed the
Dark Power access to this world directly. Voldemort dies in Harry's arms as Harry
whispers, "Dad, I love you."
7) At the victory celebration, Harry and Herimone are embracing and Mrs. Weasley
comes up and explains to the two of them that they are actually twins and
Dumbledore had separated them as infants to keep Voldemort from getting his hands
on both of them. This news excites Ron to no end and he and Herimone are married
forthwith. They produce three offspring who will be the strongest wizards the world
has ever seen and Harry, their uncle, will train them at the new Wizard Academy he
is founding.
8) Just as the book ends, Harry is sitting before a warm fire and the glowing
apparitions of Dumbledore, Snape, a few others, and the now normal looking
Voldemort appear in the flames and Harry knows all is well.
They all live happily ever after.
What? IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!
--
Shannon D. Wham, Librarian
Bell Street MS
sdwham@laurens56.k12.sc.us
sdeanwham@charter.net
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a
meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty
much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
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