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You think that was funny one of our kids during checkout told me she and
her dad were discussing which pet to buy.  I asked her what she wanted
to get and the response was "a turtle with diabetes".

Mrs. Betty Klein
Avery Coonley School
Downers Grove, Il  60515
bklein@averycoonley.org

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From: School Library Media & Network Communications
[mailto:LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU] On Behalf Of Melissa McBride
Sent: Wednesday, March 04, 2009 9:58 AM
To: LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU
Subject: [LM_NET] ELEM: HUMOR: 1st grade reference question

Hi all,

I thought some of you might need a good laugh today...

One of the first grade classes at my school is doing research on
animals.  I
just had a young lady come in and ask for a book about, "big long mama
snakes with lots of polka dots."  I'm still not sure what kind of snake
she
was looking for, but she seemed happy with a book about garter snakes
that I
had.

Have a wonderful day!

 Melissa McBride
Library Media Specialist
Southold Elementary Library
1120 Oaklawn Ave.
P.O. Box 470
Southold, NY 11971
631-765-5208
mmcbride@southoldufsd.org

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