HIT: GEN: Library Jokes

[Lynn Burns Bright <bright@TENET.EDU>]

Greetings LM_NETTERS.  Happy National Library
Week in advance.  I want to thank Cathy Roach,
Linda Sweeting, and Yolanda Benavides for sending me
some of their favorite library jokes.
If any of you have any more, email them to me anytime.
Here you go...if you're brave enough! :)

Knock, knock.  Who's there?

Red Knee.  Red Knee who?  Red Knee good books lately?

Olive.  Olive  who?  Olive to read.

Lettuce.  Lettuce who?  Lettuce read a good book together.

Miss Tree.  Miss Tree who?  Miss Tree books are my favorites.

? What color are books?
A read

? Why did Dracula visit the library?
A He wanted to bite into a good book.

? Which dinosaur was the smartest?
A Thesaurus Rex

? Why did the cow go to the library?
A To get an udder book.

? What kind of book can a two ton elephant read?
A Any book he wants.

Thanks again.

Lynn Bright               Goliad Elementary School
Librarian                 3902 Goliad Street
bright@tenet.edu          San Angelo, TX 76904