Re: HUMOR: Kids say...you know!

[Chris Skrzeczynski <cxyz@GIL.COM.AU>]

On Sun 11 Feb JJ Towler provided some delightful children's quips.
Here's some more from downunder:

What was Melvil Dewey's good idea?
He thought libraries would be a good idea.

What were early pens made from?
Wild turkeys.

"If you don't spread seeds only a bit of the plant will grow."

How do tree fellers cut down trees?
A1:  With a trainsaur.
A2:  With a a chainsore.

Year 1 child handing library card to Library Aide:
"We've lost the book to this."

What will you do when you are old?
Buy my wife a motorbike.

What is an awl and who would use it?
Absent Without Leave.

It is the children who keep us smiling when the going gets tough!

Chris XYZ

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Chris Skrzeczynski, Teacher-librarian  <cxyz@gil.com.au>
Our Lady of the Rosary Primary School
1 Kenmore Road Kenmore, Qld 4069
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