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Top Ten Signs You Probably Didn't Make the Honor Roll:
10. You ask the principal if gold and red cards are redeemable at Tobacco
Mart.
9. Somebody steals your books, and you don't notice until May.
8. You think "incentive" is something hippies burned in the '60s.
7. Every time you pass guid
guidance, the counselor hands you an application for summer school.
6. You tell everyone that Boyz II Men is your favorite singer.
5. That whacky Beavis -- he's one smart dude!
4. The last book you read was about a "curious" monkey.
3. You're convinced that "Wonderbra" is a new Marvel superhero.
2. You want to be President, but you just can't spell "potato"!
1. You're in Saturday School every week!
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Debbie Pinckard, Library Information Specialist
Ooltewah High School 423/238-9003 voice
6123 Mountain View Road 423/238-5871 fax
Ooltewah, TN 37363 PINCKARDD@TEN-NASH.TEN.K12.TN.US
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