FWD: The End of the World

[Karen Grayson <kgrayson@JUNO.COM>]

I thought this was an amusing idea for caretakers of information to
contemplate:
Karen
> >           ********************************************
> >         ************************************************
> >        ****    When the end of the world arrives,    ****
> >        ****      how will the media report it?       ****
> >         ************************************************
> >           ********************************************
> >
> >
> >
> >                  USA Today:    WE'RE DEAD
> >
> >    The Wall Street Journal:    DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
> >
> >          National Enquirer:    O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
> >
> >                    Playboy:    GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
> >
> >  Microsoft Systems Journal:    APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
> >
> >  Victoria's Secret Catalog:    OUR FINAL SALE
> >
> >         Sports Illustrated:    GAME OVER
> >
> >                      Wired:    THE LAST NEW THING
> >
> >              Rolling Stone:    THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
> >
> >             Readers Digest:    'BYE
> >
> >          Discover Magazine:    HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS
> >                                WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE
> >                                COSMOS?
> >
> >                   TV Guide:    DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS
> >                                SOAR!
> >
> >        Lady's Home Journal:    LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH
> >                                OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
> >
> >             America Online:    SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN.
> >                                TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
> >
> >              Inc. magazine:    TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE
> >                                APOCALYPSE
> >
> >       Microsoft's Web Site:    If you didn't experience the rapture,
> >                                download software patch RAPT777.EXE.
> >
> >                        Sun:    ARMAGEDDON-TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW
> >                                AVAILABLE !
> >
> >           The Vatican Press:   "Told you So"
>
>
>

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