Virus Alert ;-)

[Johanna Halbeisen Woodland ES <jhalbei@k12.oit.umass.edu>]

Virus Alert

If you receive an e-mail message with "End-All Virus" in the
Subject line, don't open it.  If you do:  End-All will
re-write your hard drive.  Not only that, it will scramble
any disks that are even close to your computer.  It will
recalibrate your refrigerators coolness setting so all your
ice cream goes melty.  It will demagnetize the strips on all
your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR
and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try
to play.

It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number.  It
will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank.  It will leave dirty
socks on the coffee table when company comes over. End-All
will give you Dutch Elm disease.  It will leave the
toilet seat up.  It will hide your car keys when you are
late for work.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't
find it.  It will kick your dog.  It is insidious and
subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.  It is
also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

(source unknown)


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Johanna Halbeisen
Woodland Elementary School(K-4)
Southwick, Mass
jhalbei@k12.oit.umass.edu