ELEM: Funny story

[Marla Hall <marla.j.hall@UWRF.EDU>]

TRUE scene in the library today --

 Cute third grade female student walks into the library and excitedly
asks, " do you have any Leonardo DeCaprio books???"

I replied, "no, I'm sorry."

Girl hangs head in deep dispair.  "Well where are your other biographies?"

I proceeded to show her where they were.  In a few minutes she approached
the checkout counter and said "Well, I guess this is the best I
can find instead."

It was a book about Leonardo DA VINCI."



               --- Marla Hall   mailto:marla.j.hall@uwrf.edu ---
                 Malone Elementary School, Prescott Wisconsin
        School homepage:  http://www.pressenter.com/~malone/

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