HUMOR: ... smile (groan) ...

["Earl J. Moniz" <earlj.moniz@MCI2000.COM>]

Hello everyone...here is a short story which you might file in the "gross" or 
"yucky" drawer until such time as you deem it appropriate for some 3rd or 4th grade 
amusement. . .came via Ruth ---> Jim Moniz

---> me ---> all of you. . . enjoy!

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From:   Belcher, Ruth A

Sent:   Monday, April 06, 1998 2:13 PM

Subject: Peanuts & Chocolate

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.

As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the

coffee table.  "Mind if I have a few" he asks.

"No, not at all" the woman replied.

They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he

realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.

"I'm terribly sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really just meant

to eat a few."  "Oh that's all right" the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth 
all I can do is suck the chocolate off them."

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Aloha...   Earl J.



<center>earlj@moniz.org, emoniz@nccu.edu, OR earlj.moniz@mci2000.com

web site composer, life-long learner and self-employed librarian

Earl J. Moniz [ http://www.moniz.org ]

<bold><italic>An old Maui boy with a poor sense of direction...

</italic></bold>Fayetteville, North Carolina

Aloha, y'all. . .

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