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Last year the first ten were given to me by a co-worker at a clothing store I worked at. I changed a few and made up the rest by myself. Anyone who wants is free to use it as they see fit. 1. Colorless Yuletide White Christmas 2. Castanea Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire 3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors All I Want for Christmas is my Two front Teeth 4. Righteous Darkness Holy Night 5. Arrival Time: 24:00 Hours/Weather Conditions: Cloudless It came upon a Midnight Clear 6. Loyal Followers Advance Oh Come all Ye Faithful 7. Far Off in a Feedbox Away in a Manger 8. Array the Corridors Deck the Halls 9. Lilliputian Male Percussionist Little Drummer Boy 10. Monarchial Triad We Three Kings 11. Nocturnal Noiselessness Silent Night 12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 13. Red Man en Route to Borough Santa Claus is Coming to town 14. Frozen Precipitation Commence Let it Snow 15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle Go Tell it on the Mountain 16. Antlered Quadruped Valentino Namesake with the Vermilion Proboscis Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer 17. Query, regarding the Identity of Juvenile What Child is This? 18. Delight for this Planet Joy to the World 19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings Hark the Herald Angels Sing 20. The Gross Square Root Festive Twenty-four Hour Intervals 12 Days of Christmas 21. Jocund Elderly Martyr Lacking Five Cent Pieces Jolly Old Saint Nicholas (Nickel-less) 22. Expect My Arrival at My Domicile for Yuletide I'll Be Home for Christmas 23. Tintinabulate Hollow, Cup-shaped Metal Instruments Jingle Bells 24. Perambulating in a Terrain of Stupefaction from 12/21 to 3/19 Walking in a Winter Wonderland 25. Oh Diminutive Hamlet of Israel South of Jerusalem Oh Little Town of Bethlehem 26. Hallucinating About an Ivory Yuletide in the First Person Narrative I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas 27. Metallic Element AG Cup-shaped musical Instruments. Silver Bells 28. Oh Yuletide Tall Woody plant. Oh Christmas Tree 29. I Witnessed Maternal Parent Osculating Bewhiskered Male in a Carmine Ensemble. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 30. Female Ancestor Experienced Collision with Rangifer Tarandus. Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer 31. Boreal Ice Crystal Homo Sapien. Frosty the Snowman 32. To This Place Advances the Personification of the Spirit of Christmas. Here Comes Santa Claus Dawn M. Sardes MLS Student at SUNY Buffalo dmsardes@acsu.buffalo.edu ******************************************************************************* Absence of occupation is not rest, A mind quite vacant is a mind distressed. William Cowper, 1731-1800 ******************************************************************************* =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST), send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 3) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv For LM_NET Help & Archives see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=