GEN: Humor: End of the world

[Rena Deutsch <renadeutsch@WORLDNET.ATT.NET>]

 When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

 USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

 The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

 National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

 Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

 Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

 Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

 Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

 Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

 Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

 Readers Digest: 'BYE

 Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
 AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

 TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

 Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
"ARMAGEDDON"
 DIET!

 America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

 Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

 Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD
 SOFTWARE  PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

 Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
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Rena Deutsch, Librarian
High School for the Humanities
New York, NY
renadeutsch@worldnet.att.net

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