TARGET -> Needed--Weird Titles

[Gayle Hodur <ghodur@REDSHIFT.COM>]

I'm doing a Dewey lesson with Middle Schoolers. I'm having them place
sample book spines in Dewey order. I want to use real examples, and just
for a touch of humor, I'd like to find the weirdest titles I can come up
with. I'll post a HIT if results are worthwhile. I need these before
Monday, Feb 2, so only responders this weekend need reply.

I know it's a weekend and all, but I also know that most of you have
extensive book collections at home. Just pick the strangest title you can
find and send me Title, Author, and the Dewey # from the CIP cataloging on
the verso.

For example (from our public library's catalog) I found:
Worms Eat My Garbage   631.8 App

Happy hunting, and TIA!

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Gayle Hodur                             Snail Mail:
District Librarian                      Main Street Middle School
Soledad Unified School District         441 Main Street
(408) 678-3923                          Soledad, CA  93960
ghodur@redshift.com

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