Library Humor

[Robin Nichols <rnichols@CENTRAL.K12.AR.US>]

A chicken goes into a library, walks up to the desk and says,
"bk, bk, bk." The surprised librarian hands the chicken a book.
The chicken takes it and leaves.

Next day the chicken is back, hands over the book and says
"bk, bk, bk." The librarian again hands over a book.

This goes on for a few days. The assistant librarian is very curious
--after all, whoever heard of a chicken that reads--and decides
to follow it.

The chicken crosses the road, goes down a lane, over a field and
into the woods. The chicken comes to a pond and shows the book
to a frog who is sitting on a log in the water.

The frog says "reddit!"
Robin Nichols
Library Media Specialist
Nettleton Central Elementary School
2305 Promise Lane
Jonesboro, AR 72401
(870) 910-7830
rnichols@central.k12.ar.us

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