Humor: End of School

[Mary Ludwick <ludwick@swbell.net>]

Some of us are already out, but those of you nearing the end might enjoy
this:

Ten Ways to know that you're ready for the end of school!

10. You're so tired, you now want to answer questions with "Go to Hell."

9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you
    immediately scream, "Stop asking me all these damn questions!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.
  7. You wake up to discover your classroom is on fire, but go
     back to sleep because you just don't care.
  6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
  5. Visions of the upcoming summer help you make it through
Monday.
  4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you don't care if
you're late or not.
  3. You leave for a team party and instinctively bring baseball
bat.
  2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.
  And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out at the end of
school.....

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail
right now.

--
Mary Croix Ludwick   ludwick@swbell.net (home)
ludwickm@lisd.net(school)
Librarian, Owen Elem.,The Colony, Texas
Lewisville ISD(north of Dallas)   K-5

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