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Due to all the wonderful holiday recipes appearing here, I've decided to post my holiday exercize and weight control advice. Q: Does cardiovascular exercise prolong your life? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make it last longer; that's like saying you can extend the live of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut back on meat and eat more fruits & vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay & corn. And what are these? Vegetables!! So, a steak is nothing more that an efficient mechanism for delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetables)& pork chops can give you 100% of your RDA of vegetable slop. Q: Is beer or wine bad for me? A: Refer back to the earlier point about fruits & vegetables. As we all know, science divides everything in the world into 3 categories-- animal, vegetable, and mineral. We all know that beer & wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that leaves only one thing, right? My advice is to have a beer and a burger & enjoy your liquid vegetables. Also, think about it--what does a health care professional use to steralize--alcohol! Drinking will keep your entire system clean! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body, you have body fat. So, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one. Q: What are the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one--sorry. My philosophy is No pain--GOOD!! Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer? A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual expression and peace of mind. If you stop, you'll stess yourself to death in record time. Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: You're not listening. Foods these days are fried in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could more vegetables be bad for you? Q.Will sit-ups help me trim my middle? A: Definitely Not!! Exercizing a muscle makes it larger. Only do sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? Cocoa beans...another vegetable!! And the emotional and mental health benefits of chocolate are well documented. Dawn Sardes YA Librarian Dmsardes@aol.com =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=