Humor: School Answering Service

[Monika Sisbarro <monika@VITINC.COM>]

> School Answering Service
>
> Hello!  You have reached the automated answering service of your
> child's school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff
> member, please listen to all options before making a selection:
>
> To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1.
>
> To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work, Press 2.
>
> To complain about what we do, Press 3.
>
> To cuss out staff members, Press 4.
>
> To ask why you did not get needed information that was
> already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you,
> Press 5.
>
> If you want us to raise your child, Press 6.
>
> If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7.
>
> To request another teacher for the third time this year, Press 8.
>
> To complain about bus transportation, Press 9.
>
> To complain about school lunches, Press 0.
>
> If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
> accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork, homework,
> and that it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort,
> please hang up and have a nice day!!

Monika Sisbarro, librarian
Forked River School
110 Lacey Rd. PO Box 477
Forked River, NJ 08731
{school  msisbarro@lacey.k12.nj.us
{home}  monika@vitinc.com

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