TO MY FRIEND (A new approach)

[JCarmine <jcarmine@CFL.RR.COM>]

TO MY FRIEND

When you are sad ... ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue ... ... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile ... ... I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared ... ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried ... ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused ... ... I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb arse.

When you are sick ... ... Stay the hell away from me until you're well
again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall ... ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse.

This is my oath ... ... I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?......

Because you're my friend.

Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you only
have 2 friends, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

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