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Normally, I don't mind off topic postings to LM Net, but I have to tell you, I did find this one rather offensive. I would prefer not to receive messages like this. Diane Gallagher-Hayashi Teacher-Librarian Stelly's School Saanich School District (63) 1627 Stelly's Xroad Saanichton, British Columbia Canada, V8M 1S8 Diane_Hayashi@sd63.bc.ca daichan@islandnet.com "I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am...I, am a librarian!" The Mummy ----- Original Message ----- From: "JCarmine" <jcarmine@CFL.RR.COM> To: <LM_NET@LISTSERV.SYR.EDU> Sent: Wednesday, July 11, 2001 8:51 PM Subject: TO MY FRIEND (A new approach) > TO MY FRIEND > > When you are sad ... ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge > against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad. > > When you are blue ... ... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you. > > When you smile ... ... I'll know you finally got laid. > > When you are scared ... ... I will rag you about it every chance I get. > > When you are worried ... ... I will tell you horrible stories about how > much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. > > When you are confused ... ... I will use little words to explain it to > your dumb arse. > > When you are sick ... ... Stay the hell away from me until you're well > again, I don't want whatever you have. > > When you fall ... ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse. > > This is my oath ... ... I pledge till the end. Why you may ask?...... > > Because you're my friend. > > Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you only > have 2 friends, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway. > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= > All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. > To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: > listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: > 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST > 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. > For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ > Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml > See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: > http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-= > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-= All postings to LM_NET are protected under copyright law. To quit LM_NET (or set-reset NOMAIL or DIGEST, etc.) send email to: listserv@listserv.syr.edu In the message write EITHER: 1) SIGNOFF LM_NET 2) SET LM_NET NOMAIL or 3) SET LM_NET DIGEST 4) SET LM_NET MAIL * Please allow for confirmation from Listserv. For LM_NET Help see: http://ericir.syr.edu/lm_net/ Archives: http://askeric.org/Virtual/Listserv_Archives/LM_NET.shtml See also EL-Announce for announcements from library media vendors: http://www.mindspring.com/~el-announce/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=