Humor

[David Lininger <tss003@MAIL.CONNECT.MORE.NET>]

I got this from another list, and thought you might like to share it with
some of your colleagues.


At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school
teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a
compass, a protractor, and a graphing calculator. Authorities believe he is
a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with
carrying weapons of math instruction.



David Lininger, kb0zke
LMS, Hickory County R-1 Schools
Urbana, MO 65767
mailto: tss003@mail.connect.more.net

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